i
The night almost started,
with love so highly wired.
Yearning atlast been battled;
beside each other, fired.
Never seemed to derange,
warm breaths in exchange.
Dauntlessness out of range,
that wasn't likely strange.
Caressing with all the trust,
drained from relentless lust.
Cautious moans either must,
until climax came to last.
ii
Thought they won't meet,
'cuz you surely do very neat.
Allowed loads to come'n spit,
multiple shots hit, oh shit.
Calmness you've self-given,
certain about as high as ten.
Believed that won't happen,
did it sometimes even then.
'Til part of calendar lapsed,
monthly visit then unpassed.
Still no flood has reflushed,
felt like you wanna collapse.
iii
Got yourself an OTC-test kit,
to ease worries just a bit.
Dropped your sample in it,
and showed lines, as if it lit.
It plotted on the third plane,
two dashes ran and craned.
You nearly lost your sane,
wished to ride away by train.
Butterflies flew to stomach,
all might be taken aback.
Self won't do the egg crack,
orelse you shall be sacked.
Excess:
iv
Now tell me you can figure,
the title of this literature.
Hints I have shown so pure,
I know you've guessed for sure.